1. Westeros (George R. R. Martin: A Song of Ice and Fire)
This should surprise hardly anybody. Living there increases your chances of dying a slow, horrible, and painful death by about 800%
2. Isles des Zephyrs (Curtis Craddock: The Risen Kingdoms)
Now as far as fantasy-worlds go this one isn’t too horrible. It is, however, also a world of hundreds of islands, floating in space and travel from one place to the other is only possible by airship.
I’m afraid of heights and avoid planes if possible. I would not enjoy my time there at all.
3. The Dherzi Empire (Carol Berg: Rai-Kirah )
The empire is built on slavery. Its whole economy only works because of a shit-ton of slaves. Since very few people aspire to being slaves, they keep invading other countries to take slaves or turn their free subjects into slaves for such slights as ‘standing in the vicinity of someone who had a bad thought about the emperor’. So chances are that I would also end up as one which is not a good prospect.
4. Balaia (James Barclay: The Chronicles of the Raven)
Balaia isn’t like Westeros; full of waring fractions and psychopaths who enjoy skinning people alive, baking them into pies or do other fun things to them. It is, however, haunted by one magical catastrophe that leads to mass casualties after another. So while, unlike Westeros, death might be quick it still would be very likely.
5. Morse’s Oxford (Colin Dexter: Inspector Morse Mysteries)
Have you seen the murder rate there? Especially if you have some connection to the university it is very likely that you will end up dead.
6. Middle Earth (JRR Tolkien: Lord of the Rings)
Yes, I know. Compared to some of the worlds here it looks like Disneyland. Though it’s not like Tolkien shied back from describing war, but if I’m honest that’s not the reason why I put it on this list. The truth is: I think wizards are cool. And if I’d be transported into a fantasy world I want the chance to end up with magical powers myself. And with so few wizards in Middle Earth, the chance would be quite slim.
7. English Country Houses in the 1920s (any golden age mystery).
Much like Inspector Morse’s Oxford: the mortality rate is very very high.
8. The Hundred Kingdoms (KM McKinley: The Gates of the World)
Well, this isn’t exactly bad-bad but still very unpleasant with angry Gods walking around and magical disasters happening frequently.
9. Riva (Andrzej Sapkowski: The Witcher)
I have only read the first two books but from those, I got the impression that this world is full of beings that want to kill/eat/do other unpleasant things to other.
10. Camorr & surroundings (Scott Lynch: The Lies of Locke Lamora)
Another fantasy world full of powerful people who will do horrible things to you if you piss them off for some reason.